Had a talk with the gf today...and I was thanking her for how good she's been to me...we've been together for 2 yrs now...and she has YET to call me for one of those "WE'VE GOT TO TALK" talks...those talks are definitely one of the worst things about relationships...my ex gf and I had one of those talks at least twice a week...call it a biweekly "WE'VE GOT TO TALK" talk...and what better time to talk but 3am in the morning?...when I'm dead tired...

For that reason I learned a few rules to speeding up these "discussions"...you have to take 2 stances...first stance...YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG....second stance...YOU'RE ALWAYS SORRY...if you do this...you should be well on your way to a good night's rest in no time...unless of course she wants MAKE-UP SEX...either way...it's a win-win situation...

I truly hope no one has to endure the torment of the talk...I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy...